Shipping and Policies FAQ

Shipping Costs And Delivery Times

All orders over $60 ship for FREE! Orders under $60 have a $5.95 flat fee shipping rate.

Currently, we only ship within the USA (sorry international folk).

Most items ship within 24 hours on week days. Orders placed on the weekend ship out on Monday. Allow extra time on holidays and long weekends.

Orders take approximately 4-6 business days to arrive.

All orders are shipped in plain, discreet packaging.

Return and exchanges

To ensure the safety and health of our customers we do not accept returns or exchanges on items that can constitute a health risk or any item that comes into contact with ANY bodily fluid (saliva, semen, urine, blood, et al). Once these items leave our warehouse, we consider them to be used and non-resalable.

Cancellations

If you need to cancel an order, you may do so by contacting info@iorderedsomeshitwhereisit.com. If your order has already been processed by our warehouse, we might not be able to cancel it. We'll do our best!

Product Disclaimer

All of our products are sold as novelties only. We accept no responsibility for injuries sustained while using our products. The purchaser assumes all risk and liability of use for all our products.

Pricing And Payment

All prices are in US Dollars.

All payments are in US funds.

You can either pay by Visa, MasterCard or PayPal. We do not ship COD. If you are having issues with your pre-paid or Credit/Debit card during checkout, we reccomend you use PayPal.

People Ask, And The Answer Is No

We do not have a print catalog.

We do not take support calls or orders over the phone.

We will not have sex with you (why would we, we’ve got a fuck load of toys to play with).

Our Privacy Policy

We respect your privacy and guarantee the information you give us will never be sold, rented or given away. Our site asks you to give us contact information, including your billing address, shipping address, credit card or other payment information, and email address. We use the information provided to process your orders. We do not make our list of registered customers available to other companies. We do not read your private online communications. We do not give out your telephone number, credit card information or screen names.

Also

Share your toys but not your fluids. Have fun. Orgasm often and responsibly.